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(Source: andlatitude)

radioactivemongoose:

dean gets the job done

bromance-enthusiast:

heyfunniest:

“NOW, BABY BROTHER, HOLD MY HAND WHILE WE CROSS THE STREET.”

“Thor, stop that. I’m an adult.”

“HOLD MY HAND, BROTHER.”

“I’m not your brother.”

“HOLD MY HAND.”

“Fine.

“HALT DEAR BROTHER—I HAVE BEEN INFORMED THE PROPER ACTION BEFORE CROSSING A MIDGARDIAN STREET IS TO LOOK BOTH WAYS. ALLOW ME TO DO SO FOR THE BOTH OF US.”

“Thor, every mode of transportation these pathetic humans have created would only bruise us at best—”

“THAT IS NOT THE POINT, BROTHER. AS GODS IT IS OUR RESPONSIBILITY TO SET AN EXAMPLE FOR THE YOUNGER GENERATION!”

“How many times must I remind you that such sentimental nonsense will have no sway over my decisions?”

“THINK OF THE MIDGARDIAN CHILDREN, BROTHER!”

“…”

“…”

“…THE CHILDREN!”

(Source: jillypooh)

(Source: inevitable--destruction)

(Source: deadwinchester)

(Source: tellmetofeel)

(Source: jennycockles)

B - Bruce just appreciates unconventional headwear

A - A moment of silence for those about to die

N - No it’s still there

A - And then move onto the handcuffs

N - Now I think I will die if I don’t have some form of cake

A - And really why else would God create dinosaurs?

D - Dropping F-bombs left and right

A - AND THEN GET PUNCHED IN THE FACE BY YOU

N - no benedict

C - cumbernest

I - I just really like tribbles okay?

N - NO! Because I DO WHAT I WANT.

G - go around killing all the people who use ‘lol’ in a thesis paper

(Source: demonicrosebush)